“Whale grease? You know that stuff doesn't do anything”

“I wouldn't have thought so many undone.”

“If they all thought like me the war would have been over the second it started to rain.”

“I’d walk a hundred miles through the muck out there just to go through my back door.”

“The cat’s crumbled the cookie.”

“It is what it is.”

“Bad? When is it ever not bad?”

“Thank you, sir, I do try.”